T. Bell

This post will be about Taco Bell.

And there may be some of you out there that think this post will be about how disgusting it is, how their meat isn't even graded, etc. And if you are one of those people then you are seriously mistaken.

There is that old adage "To know me is to love me." In my own personal case, I believe it is:

"To know me is to know I love Taco Bell."

I am writing this post at this particular time because:

a) my cravings have gotten so bad that last night I looked up international locations of T.Bells. There are none. 

b) I would kill a small child for a Crunchwrap Supreme

c) I had an enlightening (and disturbing) conversation with my BFF Apple last night. Here is an excerpt, prepare to be appalled (also, sorry for the large amount of profanity): 

 

3:06 AM me: we'll all figure it out. i really need to get some sleep though. all i want is sweaty betty's right now and it's not helping me.

  haha

3:07 AM Ashley: ahahahaha

  oh bettys.

  or buccis.

 me: seriously. don't even say taco bell to me

 Ashley: coffeeee connection

  wahaha

 me: i'll kill a small child

 Ashley: i'd throw up a small child if i had taco bell

 me: i said taco bell to mark on the way home and he said "CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME!!!" and i said "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I THROW YOU INTO TRAFFIC"

3:08 AM Ashley: that's forever love.

 me: i was serious. that's how serious the cravings are getting

  i will kill someone

3:09 AM Ashley: hhahah

 me: i am making mark's parents drive us to the nearest taco bell come may 18

 Ashley: you're going to start seeing taco bells in the distance when you're walking in spain.

  like they do in the desert.

 me: start?! shit girl, i see a bell and i think of that safe haven of deliciousness

3:10 AM churches are fucking mirages. mirages of taco bell

  if the hunchback of notre dame were the hunchback of galway, he'd be in big fucking trouble

 Ashley: wahahahahahaha

 me: "ring that bell that aint my taco bell one more time mother fucker..."

3:11 AM that's for real.

 Ashley: ooc

  wahahaha

3:12 AM i think you're channeling charmin right now. and i love it.

3:13 AM me: i know. i'm dying.

  dying for TBell.

  i need to go to bed before i kill someone.

  love you apple.

 Ashley: oh babe.

3:14 AM love you lemon.

  have a good sleep.

 me: i shall try. dreaming of bean burriots

  *burritos

 Ashley: ps: my charger won't get here UNTIL wed.

  :(

 me: BLASPHEME! SPELLING BURRITO WRONG  

There is more, but I will spare you. Just know that my love for Taco Bell is forever. It is endless. It is as true as it comes. One day we will meet again my dear friend and, until that day, I shall think of you and your bean burritos fondly.